Young Malcolm, a not-so-innocent child in a less-than-glamorous pose.
With a bedroom like this, who needs to go outside and terrorize squirrels?
It was a dark and stormy night.....
Alas, Malcolm's still a grinning statue. What a way to go...
Somebody call the cops! He's escaped, and probably a little miffed!
Meet your bad conscience. He's your better half....
Uh, remember all those cats you tortured when you were a kid?
Sure! Go ahead and jump! Hope you bought some life insurance..
I hope this guy isn't the athletic trainer you hired.
Ah yes, Darm's place. You remember Darm don't you?
Dogs, cats, bow-legged pirates.... Hmmm, nothing abnormal here.
(insert your joke/punchline)
Good or Bad? Hmmm. Easy choice!
Ah, the local tavern... Let's grab a fish cream sandwich to go.
The Underworld. Home of boxers, briefs, and braziers.